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Funny tip of the day quotes
Funny tip of the day quotes




funny tip of the day quotes funny tip of the day quotes

Joseph Hellerīy working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement. Bill GatesĪs I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen Betty ReeseĮven if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. His insomnia was so bad, he couldnt sleep during office hours. Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it. I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Related Post: 257 Incredible Quotes About Being Real You get paid for the value you bring to the hour. Woody AllenĪim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment. If a man smiles all the time, hes probably selling something that doesnt work. Because of this, the creative person always has a pad and a pencil handy. They seem to have a peculiar knack of getting away from us.

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Vince LombardiĪ professional is a man who can do his job when he doesnt feel like it an amateur is one who cant when he does feel like it. The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos… then you probably havent completely understood the situation. Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.






Funny tip of the day quotes